I don’t just get interested in
things, I get obsessed with things. I
have been obsessed with having a reindeer farm, harem pants, eating vegan (not
eating vegans, that’s gross), blogging, and Iceland just to name a very
few. On our road trip my in-laws mentioned
the Italian Gypsies, so I looked into them.
The Roma Gypsies are descendants from Romania who (for the most part)
live in big dirty settlement camps. My
mother-in-law told me a story about a woman they know who went to Italy and the
gypsies gassed their room and stole their valuables. Then I became obsessed. I read about them every time I got Wi-Fi. I read a story about a baby-nabbing teenager,
and how some gypsies are pick-pocketing pros.
I was on a mission to find the “bad” gypsies (since even in the ginger
community not everyone is a bad guy...well in theory at least). I left a Euro sticking out of my back pocket
and when someone would get close...I would spin around to face my
pick-pocketer! I didn’t find any
pick-pocketers this way, but I did hit several people with my backpack,
including Brian who wasn’t even a little bit impressed with my detective
skills.
Plan B. The Baby Decoy. I put the backpack in the stroller and carefully
covered it with a blanket and walked around the corner before the rest of the
family. I would leave the stroller and
walk away about 10 feet to look at something.
No one noticed that I had left a stroller all by its little lonesome except
Brian who would walk up holding the baby and grab the stroller and yell at me, “Damn
it Chelsea, why do you leave stuff just laying around everywhere?” Seven years of marriage and he still asks me
that question weekly. Despite my best efforts
to get someone to steal my baby, no takers.
Plan C. The Stakeout.
Brian and I were sitting at a table drinking an espresso, because only tourists
drink cappuccinos after 11...obviously,
or so I learned after three days of drinking cappuccinos all afternoon. I left five euro out on the edge of the table
as bait. If you know me well, you know
that I was desperate because I like spending money like Brian likes cleaning up
after me “all the time”. Kaydance
dropped her bottle so I bent over to pick it up. When I came back up, the money was gone! Damn
gypsies, I didn’t even see anybody walk by the table. They’re
good.
Update: Upon doing laundry when we get home I learned
that my little gypsy Shylee waited until no one was looking and took the money
and stuffed it in her pocket.
Update numero two: I did find a pick-pocketer after all. Maybe I should
stop leaving my stuff lying around.
Update numero three: I am still obsessed with gypsies, and owning
my own reindeer farm.
Image from www.fineartamerica.com
I googled "reindeer farmer" and was excited to see another ginger on a reindeer farmer. Then thought, Oh god, what is she doing to that poor reindeer baby? I promise not to do this to a reindeer or a gypsy.
OMG Chelsea..you CRACK ME UP!! LOVE reading your blog ;)
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