Monday, October 29, 2012

Meet Agent 5

My new "boss" who's the same rank as me pulled up next to my truck and rolled his window down and started talking to me. Since my window was still up, I couldn't hear him, so I returned to watching funny cats on Youtube. He came up to my window and said, "Where's escort 12?". I couldn't hear him very well through the glass so I opened my door. I believe if he were standing up straighter his head wouldn't have stopped my door. He gave me a dirty look and said, "Where's escort 12?". I said "How should I know? I'm not his mother." he said "Oh come on really?" I said, "Really. He's way to old to be my kid." He just stared at me for a few seconds then said, "Where is he Iott?" I said "Call me escort 11, or better yet agent 11. You never know who's listening." I scanned the area for our protection. He stormed back to his truck. He must have known it was unsafe too. He got on the radio and called me, thankfully by my secret name, (probably assuming I'd be more professional).
"Escort 11, escort 5." It could be a trap so I didn't answer. "Escort 11!" He stared at me through his truck window "Escort 11, where is escort 12?" I answered back "Rubber ducky this is Escort 11, Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did, think you?" He drove away.
Turns out escort 12 was only 20 meters away in the only truck in the open field with us. It was nice of him to come talk to me while I was bored though.

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