My five year old daughter, Shylee doesn’t have a potty mouth, but she knows someone who does!
Shylee - Mom is fuck a bad word?
Me - Yes, please don’t say that word anymore.
Shylee - I would NEVER say fuck.
Me - Shylee! Don’t use that word.
Shylee - Hey, guess what happened at school today.
Me - What?
Shylee - Eric said fuck.
Me - Shylee, I told you not to say that word!
Shylee - I didn’t say fuck. Eric said fuck.
Me - Don’t say that word!
Shylee - Don’t say what word?
Me - You know what word!
Shylee - Oh, don’t say fuck?
Me - Seriously Shylee! No more saying fuck.
Shylee - Ooooh momma said a bad word!
Shylee raised her eyebrows and walked out of the room. Parenting is fucking stressful.