Brian asked me what I want for my birthday and I found it. Now I am obsessed. There is nothing funny about being obsessed with a van that doesn’t run, doesn’t have seats, no glass, and not even technically a vehicle, but I WANT this!
Me: This is what I want for my birthday!
Brian: Haha I bet you do.
Me: It would be perfect!
Brian: Perfect for camping in the middle of December?
Brian: It’s rainy outside and you don’t go outside when it’s raining...for anything.
Me: I would if I had a tent like this!
Brian: No you wouldn’t!
Me: I have a great idea! Let’s set it up in the living room! We can move the phone over and pretend we have a sweet car phone and we can have Shylee bring us food and we can pretend it’s a drive through. When Kaydance gets cranky we can pretend to pull over and throw her out.
Brian: People don’t use car phones anymore. They use cell phones.
Me: You’re ruining this for me.
Brian: So you just want a big fake van, not a tent.
Brian: There’s no seats or steering wheel.
Me: We can put the recliners in it and pretend like it’s the Enterprise! We’ll use a joy stick from the computer to steer it!
Brian: You’ve put too much thought into this.
Me: There has to be a lot of planning if you want to captain the Enterprise through drive-thrus and abandoning babies. Besides, it's only $500.
Brian: Uh, no.
Me: That's a pretty good price for a bus I think.
Brian didn't say anything else, so I will let you guys know when I get my bus. I can' come pick you up in it, as it doesn't have a motor, seats, or wheels; so you will have to come to my house. Make sure you tip the drive through lady well before Dora comes on!
Here is where I found my dream tent btw...